Over-Optimization: A Case Study in Redundancy

Our team of highly-trained over-optimizers worked tirelessly to ensure that this page had every possible feature, every possible button, and every possible font size.

Our goal was to make this page so perfect that it would be a perfect example of imperfection.

Read about our 37 different font sizes used on this page! Learn about our 12 different button styles used in this page! See our table of contents that's so long, it's almost as long as the page itself! 
		

			Table of Contents
			

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				Introduction
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				Font Sizes
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				Button Styles
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				Tables of Contents
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				Conclusion
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Our Team of Over-Optimizers

We have a whole team of highly trained over-optimizers, each with their own unique set of skills.