Overload Prevention Specialist

Welcome to the most epic of professions. I'm here to help you avoid the crushing ennui of modern life.

Here's the deal:

• Don't think too much.
• Don't check your email.
• Don't check your phone.
• Repeat after me: "I am not my inbox."

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Now, prophets, go forth and be free from the shackles of digital slavery!