Contingency Planning 101: Because Things Will Go Wrong

Scenario: The Coffee Machine Malfunction

It's 8:45 AM, and the coffee machine has stopped working. The office is on the brink of collapse.

Assemble the crisis team: HR, IT, and one confused intern.

Establish communication channels: emergency phone numbers, backup email, and a trusty two-way radio.

Prepare for worst-case scenarios: coffee shortages, caffeine withdrawals, and spontaneous combustion.

Mission Briefing

Objective: Get coffee flowing again.

Contingency Plan:

  1. Send a distress signal to the coffee supplier.
  2. Deploy emergency coffee-making protocols.
  3. Conduct a thorough investigation into the cause of the malfunction.

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