Decisions, Decisions, More Decisions!

A Guide to Making the Most Uninspired Choices in History

Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually make decisions based on this information.

You Object!

Oh, great. You've decided not to decide.

Default to a boring life, like everyone else. or Go with your gut, and possibly regret it.

Or, you know, just pick one of these:

  1. Flip a coin, and hope for the best!
  2. Draw a line, and pretend it's artistic
  3. Roll a dice, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
  4. Sh prophets shake the leaves, and let the winds of fate blow!
  5. Throw a stone, and let the universe sort it out!