It was a tough one, folks. The apocalypse was coming, and we were all going to be doomsed anyway. But still, someone had to try.
Our hero, a brave soul with a taste for adventure and a disregard for personal safety, decided to just go ahead and drink the entire ocean. Because, why not?
Learn more about our hero's questionable life choicesIt was a night to remember, folks. The invitations were out, and we all knew we had to dress up. But our heroine had other plans.
She decided to wear her favorite pajama suit, because who needs fancy, anyway? The apocalypse was coming, and we'd all be wearing rags in a few hours anyway.
Read about the great Pajama Suit Debate of 2023It was a clever idea, really. A robot to do our laundry, a solution to all our dirty problems. But, alas, it was a bit of a... well, a robot.
It broke down on the first cycle, of course. Because, why would it be easy, right? But our hero was undeterred.
Read about the Great Robot Laundering Disaster of 2025It's a tough one, folks. Sometimes, just sometimes, the best decision is to just not bother.
Our hero decided that, in the face of certain doom, it was just not worth it.
Learn more about the art of doing nothing