Paradoxical Logic Membership Application FAQ

What is Paradoxical Logic?

Paradoxical Logic is a secret society of individuals who have mastered the art of rationalizing the irrational.

Membership is by application only, but don't worry, we'll let you in if you're willing to sign away your soul.

We're not really sure what we do here, but it involves a lot of shouting at the ceiling and staring into the abyss.

How do I join?

Just fill out our application form, and we'll send you a bill for $1000. If you don't pay, we'll assume you're a spy and revoke your membership.

Apply now!

What are the benefits of membership?

Benefits include:

• A free t-shirt with our logo on it (just don't wear it in public, we don't want to attract unwanted attention)
• Free entry to our annual "Logic Fest" where you'll get to watch us yell at each other for 8 hours straight
• A 10% discount on any item in our gift shop, including our best-seller "The Art of Saying Nothing"

And, of course, the satisfaction of knowing you're part of a secret society of people who are more confused than you.

How do I cancel my membership?

We don't have a "cancel" button, but you can try to just walk away quietly. We won't notice.

Who are some notable members of Paradoxical Logic?

We're a secret society, but we can mention a few notable members:

• Boris the Bureaucrat (our founder and current president)
• Zaphod the Zany (our resident expert on nothing)
• Schrödinger the Cat (our resident philosopher)

We're not allowed to mention any of our actual members, but trust us, it's a real who's-who of the confused and the befuddled.

Want to learn more about our membership application?

Read on!