A: It's the art of making two contradictory statements and expecting the universe to make sense of them. It's like asking "What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen snail?" and expecting a straight answer.
A: It's all about embracing the absurdity of existence. Think of it as a game of "I'm not lying, I'm just... creative with the truth."
A: Not exactly. Although, if you're into that sort of thing, check out our Turtles FAQ for more info.
Stay paradoxical, folks!