Welcome to the realm of Paradoxical Logic, where up is down, left is right, and everything is always, always wrong.
We serve two kinds of drinks: the 'Cthulhu Fizz' and the 'Borg Burger'. Try one, and you'll be convinced that the other is the correct choice.
Learn more about Quantum Leap, our patented method of making the past and future irrelevant.
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But wait, don't forget to check out our Bad Decisions page for more information on how to choose the wrong choice every time.