The Paralysis Hoodie: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Welcome to the art of doing nothing, with style.

Tip 1: Find a comfy chair

Invest in a top-of-the-line gaming chair. Not just for gaming, but also for maximum relaxation.

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Tip 2: Develop a strong aversion to productivity

Learn to hate the idea of accomplishing anything. This will help you focus on the task at hand: doing nothing.

Procrastination Techniques

Tip 3: Create a schedule for your laziness

Plan your day around the most efficient use of time. Use a schedule to ensure you do nothing for exactly 4 hours and 23 minutes every Tuesday.

Schedule Your Nothing