Welcome to Paranoia

Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

Are you tired of making good choices? Do you want to question every decision you make? Look no further than Paranoia, the ultimate decision tree!

Here's how it works:

1. Think of a problem or decision you're facing.
2. Write it down.
3. Ask Paranoia for advice.
4. We'll give you 5 options.
5. Choose one.
6. Repeat steps 2-6 until you reach the end of the line.
7. Congratulations! You've reached the end of Paranoia!

But be warned: the choices are always worse.