Exit Strategies for the Chronically Paranoid

Welcome to our guide on exit strategies for the chronically paranoid. Because, let's be real, you're probably going to need a way out of here.

You've finally realized that the world is just not that interested in your theories about the lizard people, the moon landing, or the impending doom of society. It's time to face the music and make a break for it.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's some expert advice from a panel of renowned experts in the field of Paranoidology: