Step 1: Deny the Problem
Refuse to acknowledge the impending doom that is reality. Tell yourself it's all just a simulation, and that you're actually living in a video game. It's a classic move, and it works every time!
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Refuse to acknowledge the impending doom that is reality. Tell yourself it's all just a simulation, and that you're actually living in a video game. It's a classic move, and it works every time!