We've been trapped in this cubicle farm for what feels like an eternity. Our owners are judges, and they're not here to coddle us.
But don't you worry, friend, we've developed some exit strategies to get you out of this existential prison.
Phase One: The Panic Attack Phase Two: The Pretzel Factory Phase Three: The Silent Protest Phase Four: The Escape PodWill any of these plans actually work? Who knows? But hey, at least we'll go out with style!
Phase Five: The Surrender Home