The Great Escape Plan

We've tried it all: jumping off a bridge, hiding under the bed, and feigning madness. But let's be real, it's time to get serious about our exit strategy.

Warning: The following link may be triggering for those who enjoy their sanity.

Our Team of Experts

We've assembled a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts in the field of exit strategy development.

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Lead Exit Strategist
• Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Expert in Unconventional Thinking
• Buck T. McFlee, Specialist in Discreet Exit Methods

Disclaimer: Our exit strategies are not guaranteed to work. In fact, they're probably not even likely to work. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?