A collection of absurd theories explaining why our favorite Italian sauce, Parmesan, is secretly plotting against us all.
1. The Great Cheese Conspiracy: A cabal of rogue Parmesan makers have infiltrated our dairy supply, slowly turning our taste buds against us.
2. The Melted Menace: It's not just a coincidence that our grilled cheese sandwiches always seem to get a little too melty. The Parmesan has a plan.
3. The Saucy Uprising: It turns out our love of Parmesan sauce is actually just a Trojan horse for its eventual take over of the world.