Side effects may include:
- Loss of sense of humor
- Unpredictable outbursts of cheese-related puns
- Increased risk of getting stuck in cheese-related existential crisis
Caused by: Consuming too much parmesan cheese.
Causes: Mood swings, anxiety, and a strong desire to wear only black tuxedos.
Subsymptoms:
- Uncontrollable urge to shout "I am a cheese connoisseur!"
- Unexplained feelings of elitism when discussing food pairings
- Unwillingness to eat anything that doesn't contain parmesan.