You're Having a Cheese-Induced Identity Crisis
It's a gouda problem. A wheel of anxiety that's been grating on you.
You find yourself questioning the very fabric of your being. "Am I a cheddar, a mozzarella, or perhaps a feta?"
Symptoms:
- 1. Uncontrollable cravings for melted cheese.
- 2. Frequent meltdowns in the presence of strong cheddar.
- 3. A growing sense of unease when faced with a platter of artisanal cheeses.