This involves consuming copious amounts of parmesan cheese daily to satiate your cravings. It's a bold approach, but some say it's a gouda move.
This involves building an impenetrable cheese fortress around your heart, protecting it from the dangers of the world.
This is a highly experimental and highly unlikely option that has been known to cause spontaneous human combustion in 3 out of 5 cases.
Please choose wisely.
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