Welcome to Parma-portal: The Parma-pizza Paradox
This is a website about a pizza that's just a portal to another dimension. Or is it? It's actually about the existential crisis of being a cheese.
Parma-pizza, as you know it, is a type of Italian cheese. But what if it's not just cheese? What if it's a doorway to another realm of existence, a portal to a world where the only thing that matters is the ratio of mozzarella to sauce?
Join us as we explore the Parma-portal, where the boundaries between reality and melted cheese are blurred beyond recognition.
Explore the Parma-portal:
Parma-pizza Trivia:
- Parma-pizza has a 4:1 ratio of mozzarella to sauce.
- Parma-pizza is often served as an accompaniment to existential dread.
- The Parma-portal is only accessible on Tuesdays during leap years.