Welcome to the lair of ParmaSavant, where the art of pairing parmesan cheese with the perfect accompaniments is taken very seriously. Our expert staff of one has curated a list of the finest, most unlikely, and downright bizarre pairings for the discerning gourmet.
Spaghetti with Pizza Hut's finest lasagna, topped with our signature 3-year aged parmesan cheese, and finished with a drizzle of garlic mayo. A match made in culinary heaven.
1. Pizza Hut's finest lasagna 2. Fried chicken and waffles 3. Cheetos and a side of ranch 4. Froot Loops and a glass of 2% milk 5. A nice Merlot and a box of Cheez-Its
Our parmesan pairing expert is available for private consulting, but only for the low, low price of $500 per hour. Don't wait, book now and let us guide you to parmesan nirvana.
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We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our pairings. Proceed with caution, and a strong stomach.
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