Step 1: Gather your loyal followers and establish a strong dairy-based economy.
Step 2: Use your newfound power to hoard the finest Parmesan cheese.
Step 3: Implement a system of forced cheese tastings to ensure the quality of your subjects' palates.
Want to see the results of our cheese fueled tyranny? Click here for a tour of the Cheese Dystopia.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit our Cheese-Fueled Experimentation Facility.
Or, if you're just here for the cheese, check out our Artisanal Cheese Market.