FAQs
Q: What is a parmesan pyramid scheme?
A: It's a business model where we sell you a pyramid-shaped block of parmesan cheese. You buy it, then sell it to someone else for double the price, and they sell it to someone else for quadruple the price, and so on.
Q: Is this a real thing?
A: Nope. But it's fun to imagine.
Q: Can I join the parmesan pyramid scheme?
A: Not yet. We're still working on the paperwork. But keep checking back!
Q: How much parmesan do I have to buy?
A: As much as you can afford. And also, as much as your friends and family can afford.