You're on this site because you're looking for answers. But let's face it, folks, we've all been here for years and still can't reproduce the results.
It's like trying to nail Jell-O to a wall.
Our team of experts (read: grad students with a penchant for existential dread) have been trying to crack the code, but it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, or worse, a decent coffee shop in this godforsaken town.
Bureaucratic Red Tape: Because who needs efficiency, anyway?