Pepe loves:
1. Pepe has a PhD in Cheetosmatics, and has published 12 papers on the subject.
2. He owns 427 Funko POP! Figures, including 17 exclusive Pepe-themed variants.
3. Pepe has won 5 consecutive Extreme Iron Chef championships, with his signature dish: "Fried Cheetos with a side of despair."
4. Pepe's Cheetos-fueled binge-watching sessions have been clocked at over 48 hours straight.
5. His collection of limited edition Funko POP! Figures is so large, it has its own gravitational pull, warping the fabric of space-time.
6. Pepe can eat 1.5 pounds of Cheetos in one sitting.
7. His Extreme Iron Chef competitors have all reported hearing strange, disembodied voices coming from his kitchen.
8. The Guinness World Records has officially declared Pepe the Cheetos-eating champion of the world.
9. Pepe's Funko POP! Figure collection has inspired a local art movement, "Funko-Futurism."
10. The government has issued a national alert system, warning citizens of impending Cheetos-fueled chaos whenever Pepe is spotted in public.