Pepperoni Pepper Paste: The Unlikely Experts

Meet the specialists who'll make your taste buds do the tango.

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Ph.D.

Pepperoni Connoisseur and Certified Pasta Maestro

Dr. Bottomsworth has spent 20 years perfecting the art of pepperoni-paste pairing.

His research on 'The Effects of Excessively Spiced Meatballs on the Human Colon' is widely regarded as the most thorough in the field.

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The Pasta Professor: Dr. Bottomsworth's trusted advisor

Dr. Bottomsworth's trusted advisor has a Ph.D. in Fettuccine Dynamics and has written several books on the subject.

His expertise includes but not limited to: Fettuccine twirling patterns, Spaghetti oscillations, and Linguine resonance frequencies.

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