Welcome to Phase 0, where the stakes are low and the snacks are plentiful. Here, we make decisions with reckless abandon and a hint of existential dread. Will we choose the path of least resistance or the path of most probable regret? Only time will tell, or perhaps it's just our caffeine intake.
Phase 1: Where the decisions get slightly less worse
Phase 2: Where the decisions get slightly less terrible
Phase 3: Where the decisions are just plain confusing
Don't worry, it's not like the fate of the world rests on these decisions.
Or does it?