Symptoms of the Phase Eight Lobotomy Program

Are you experiencing any of the following:

• Inability to make decisions due to excessive self-doubt
• Excessive use of Comic Sans in professional settings
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize your sock drawer
• Unexplained feelings of existential dread

If you answered yes to any of these, you may be a Phase Eight Lobotomy Program victim.

For more information, visit our _goals_and_objectives page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Simulation page.