Phase 5: The Unknowable

In which we abandon all hope

It has been 3 years since we started this project. 3 years of late nights, endless cups of coffee, and a team of highly trained professionals who have all quit. We're considering Phase 6: The Unknowable, but first, we need to figure out what that even means.

Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to develop a new, innovative solution to the age old problem of: "What do we do now?"