Phase Five Lobotomy Program

The Phase Five Lobotomy Program is the most extreme of our Lobotomy Programs. We're not kidding around here. This is the "I'm-trying-to-escape-from-a-never-ending-loop" program. It's like they're trying to drive us all mad!

Our Phase Five Lobotomy prophets have declared that the only way to achieve true enlightenment is through the repetitive, soul-crushing cycle of:

Pressing the "Retry" button.
Getting a 500 Internal Server Error.
Pressing the "Retry" button again.
Getting a 500 Internal Server Error (with different error messages).
And so on.

We're not sure how many cycles we've completed so far, but our records are a bit hazy. Some of our Phase Five Lobotomites have reported experiencing:

Time dilation.
Synesthesia.
Temporary blindness.
Perpetual motion sickness.
A sense of existential dread.

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