You've made it this far, congratulations! Now you're stuck here with us.
We're not sure why you're here, but we're pretty sure it's for the best. Our therapists are on their way to deal with your existential dread.
Treat your existential dread with our expert therapists, because, let's be real, you clearly need help.
Plan your escape, but let's be real, there is no escape, so don't bother.
Phase Five: The Crisis of Desperation, because, honestly, it's not like things can get any worse.