Welcome to Phase One: The Illusion

We're not actually here, but you're here.

You are a guest in a simulated reality.

Or maybe you're just a weird cousin.

Either way, it's all the same to us.

Our server is powered by the tears of the forgotten.

Or maybe it's just a Raspberry Pi.

We don't really know, and we're not really here to tell you.

But hey, you're in, so you might as well make yourself at home.

Phase Two: The Reality Check (Maybe)

Phase Three: The Awakening (Or Not)