Welcome, decision 3! We're glad you made it to the third phase of our illustrious project.
By now, you're probably wondering why we're still here, wasting time and resources on this... this... thing. The answer is simple: We're not sure. But we do know that we're making great progress... or, at the very least, we're not losing any sleep over it.
In this phase, we'll focus on... um, let's see... Phase Two: The Ramble! That's right, folks, we'll spend hours discussing the finer points of our project, debating the merits of various options, and generally meandering through the wilderness of our own confusion.
But don't worry, it's all worth it! We'll get to the point... eventually. Or maybe not. Phase Four: The Crisis can wait.
So, what do you say, decision 3? Are you ready to join us on our merry journey into the unknown? Phase Five: The Unknown awaits!
Phase Six: The Inevitable is also an option. We hear it's a real blast!
And, if all else fails, there's always Phase Seven: The Fail. It's not like we haven't been here before...
But don't get us wrong, folks. We're not entirely sure where we're going, but we're having a blast getting there!