Phase One is a mysterious phenomenon where the fabric of reality is rewritten every Tuesday at precisely 3:14 PM. This event is often accompanied by a 37% chance of spontaneous combustion, 14% chance of temporary invincibility, and a 1 in 10,000 chance of being eaten by a sentient toaster.
For the love of all things good, do not ask us why. We don't know. We're not even sure if it's a thing.
We're working on it.
What is the purpose of Phase One?Click here to visit the Phase One Oracle.
### How do I prepare for Phase One?
Phase One is a wild card. The best way to prepare is to have a solid emergency plan in place, a good insurance policy, and a fireproof toaster cover. Read our comprehensive guide to Phase One preparedness.
### Can I opt out of Phase One?
Sorry, no. Phase One is a natural phenomenon, like gravity or taxes. You can't opt out, but you can try to find ways to mitigate the damage. Browse our collection of Phase One hacks.
### Is Phase One safe for children?
Phase One is not suitable for children. Or adults. Or sentient toasters. It's just not safe, okay? Learn more about Phase One safety protocols.
### Can I get a refund if Phase One ruins my day?
No. Phase One is not responsible for your life choices. You should have seen this coming. Read the fine print.
Disclaimer
Phase One is not responsible for any damages or injuries sustained during the event. Phase One is a force of nature, like a tornado or a bad haircut. Phase One is not accountable for your bad life decisions.
Phase One reserves the right to change its mind at any time. Phase One is like that one aunt who always changes her story.
Phase One in Action
Watch as Phase One wreaks havoc on the world: Phase One Vids