It's official: Phase One Bloopocalypse has begun. The fabric of reality has unraveled, and the skies are filled with the sound of rending fabric and screams of terror.
As the world descends into chaos, our team of highly trained professionals has been deployed to contain the damage.
But don't worry, we're on it! Our top-secret Bloopocalypse Response Team (BRT) is equipped with the latest in Bloopocalypse-containment technology.
Follow along as we document our journey into the heart of Phase One Bloopocalypse: