The Great Contraction of 2023
By this point, you should have already sold all of your belongings and moved to a cardboard box in a friend's backyard.
You've got nothing left to lose, so you might as well just give in and eat a can of sardines for dinner.
Or maybe you'll find a way to rig up a functioning toilet in your cardboard box and start a new chapter in your life.
Either way, it's going to be a real blast.