Lobotomy Programs

Phase 3 Lobotomy Program Phase 10 Lobotomy Program

Which Lobotomy Program Reigns Supreme?

Phase 3: The Classic

This is the original, the one that started it all. Phase 3 Lobotomy is the most straightforward of the bunch. It's like a good ol' fashioned lobotomy, no frills, no fuss.

Phase 10: The Insane

This is the one for the truly committed. Phase 10 Lobotomy is for those who want to go all out, who want to push the limits of human sanity.

Which one will you choose?

Phase 3 Lobotomy Program

This program is perfect for those who want a simple, no-nonsense lobotomy. No fancy features, just the basics.

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Phase 10 Lobotomy Program

This program is not for the faint of heart. It's for those who want it all: the works, the frills, the full-blown, mind-bending, reality-shattering Lobotomy.

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