Welcome to the Phase 13 Lobotomy Program, where we take the art of lobotomizing your brain to new heights.
Our expert team of highly trained lobotomizers will drill holes in your skull, insert electrodes into your brain, and ask you a series of very serious questions.
Don't worry, it's all in the name of science!
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