We're in the midst of a galactic crisis, folks. The Blergian Empire's economy is in shambles, and our coffee supply has been depleted for the third time this week. We're not sure how much longer our brave Emperor can keep his caffeine-fueled rants going.
Read MoreMeanwhile, our military is struggling to keep up with the ever-growing threat of the evil space squid, Zorvath. Our brave soldiers are fighting with rusty laser rifles and outdated battle plans. We're starting to think it's time to bring back the old 'Blergian Blitz' tactics.
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