After the disappointment of Phase One: The Illusion and the existential dread of Phase Two: The Realization, you're here. You're at the point where the truth hits you: you're not special, you're not loved, and your mom's been lying about the whole 'you can be anything you want' thing.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! You've got a support group for this exact feeling of despair. It's called Phase Three: The Rejection Support Group. Join us, and let's wallow in the misery of your own existence together!
Phase Four: The Abandonment is just ahead... or behind you. We're not really sure.
Or maybe you'd like to take a shadow puppetry class to really get in touch with your inner demons?
We're not judging you. (Or are we?) Join us, and let's get judgy!
And don't worry, we've got a Phase Five: The Acceptance waiting in the wings. It's going to be a real blast, we promise.
So, what's it going to be? Phase Three: The Rejection? Phase Four: The Abandonment? Or maybe Phase Five: The Acceptance? The choice is yours. Or not yours. We're not really sure.
Either way, you'll be shadow dancing in no time.
Location: The Local Coffee Shop (where we'll be crying in the corner)
Leader: Someone who's also been rejected