It's official, you've made it past Phase One. You've survived the existential dread that comes with realizing your cat is plotting against you and your toaster is sentient.
You've finally reached a level of self-awareness where you can admit to wearing Moncler in public. Congratulations, you're a functioning member of society.
Now go ahead and wear those Moncler pants to your high school reunion, we won't judge you.