Phase Two: The Acceptance

Welcome, subject, to Phase Two: The Acceptance. A time of reckoning, where the lines between reality and delusion are blurred beyond recognition.

You've been here for a few cycles already, and you're still alive. Congrats!

Moncler as therapy: because who needs actual human interaction when you can just stare at a bunch of colorful scarves and listen to someone's existential dread?

Current Status:

• Existential dread level: 7/10
• Scarves consumed: 12
• Hours spent contemplating the meaninglessness of life: 4

Recommended next steps:

• Buy more scarves to further blur the lines between reality and delusion.
• Visit the local pet shops to contemplate the futility of existence through the eyes of a confused hamster.
• Learn to play the Theremin and channel your inner avant-garde existentialist.

Disclaimer: Moncler as therapy may not be effective for everyone. Prolonged exposure may result in increased levels of absurdity, confusion, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.