Welcome to Phase Two: Acceptance, where the apocalypse has come and gone, but you're still here, pretending everything is fine.
Now that we've survived the apocalypse, it's time to make the best of it prophets of doom and gloom are still peddling their wares, but we're not buying.
We've got a new normal, and it's all about embracing the absurdity of it all. The end of the world as we know it? More like the beginning of a really weird Tuesday.
Next Step: The InevitabilityDon't worry, we've got you covered. Here are some tips for navigating this brave new world:
1. Stock up on canned goods. They're like the new currency.
2. Learn to identify edible plants. It's all about foraging now.
3. Practice your 'I told you so' face. It's going to come in handy.
Read on for Step Ten: The Rebuilding