The Acceptance: Pet Shops

You have reached Phase 2: The Acceptance, where the line between reality and madness is blissfully blurred. Here, you'll find a plethora of pets that will make you question everything.

Visit the local pet shops, where you can purchase a variety of exotic animals, including but not limited to:

Fluffy, the 3-headed cat with an attitude
Sparky, the robotic goldfish who's secretly a cyborg
Professor Puddles, the wise and witty turtle who will judge you

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Back to Phase 2 prophets of doom, visit the local hermitages, where the line between reality and madness is even more blurred.