What are Phase Two Upgrades, you ask?
We're glad you asked! Phase Two Upgrades are a series of radical, life-changing modifications that will take your human experience to the next level.
Eligibility for Phase Two Upgrades is open to anyone willing to take the leap.
We've got a Risk Assessment Form to help you decide if Phase Two Upgrades are right for you.
But don't worry, our Insurance Options will cover you from the ground up, or at least from the neck up.
Side effects of Phase Two Upgrades may include:
Still not sure if Phase Two Upgrades are for you? Contact our Customer Support Team and ask the hard questions.
Agree to our terms and conditions, and let the upgrades begin!