Phase 2 upgrades are not just upgrades, they're UP-grades! A new level of refined sophistication, where the mundane and the mundane-er become the new normal.
Upgrades include, but are not limited to: Level 3 Upgrades, Level 4 Upgrades, and Level 5 Upgrades.
Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased sanity, and an overwhelming sense of existential dread.