Phase Two: The Plan to Make Things Worse

In response to the unmitigated disaster that was Phase One, we have devised an even more calamitous Phase Two. This time, we've added more bureaucracy, more red tape, and an entire department of middle management.

Our Phase Two Plan includes:

• A 300% increase in meetings, because who needs productivity?
• The implementation of an "open door" policy, where everyone's door is always open, and everyone's opinions are always heard, and everyone's opinions are always wrong.
• A new department of "Idea Generation," where we pay people to come up with new ideas, and then ignore them.

And, as always, our Phase Two Plan comes with a 100% guarantee: 100% chance of failure, 100% chance of chaos, and 100% chance that we'll blame it on the interns.

Want to see our Phase Three plan? Phase Three: The Plan to Make it Even Worse