Welcome to the abyss of indecision, where the weight of options crushes the soul.
Here, the ancient Greeks once mused:
Should you choose the apple that's been sitting on the table the longest, or the one that's been sitting on the counter for precisely 4.23 minutes?
Or maybe you should opt for the one that's been polished to a mirror finish, or the one with the faint bruise on the skin?
Or perhaps the answer lies not with the fruit, but with the act of choosing itself?
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Here, we deconstruct the very fabric of reality, revealing that choice is just an illusion created by our own minds.