In a universe devoid of meaning, the bagel stands as a beacon of hope. Or does it? As we gaze into the abyss of the toaster, we are confronted with the existential dread of the bagel's perfect, yet imperfect, circularity. Is it a symbol of the futility of human existence, or is it a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always a schmear to be found?
Read on to learn about the Bagel as a Parable of the Human Condition
As we ponder the meaning of life, we find ourselves lost in the labyrinthine layers of the bagel's crust. Is it a reflection of our own fragility and impermanence, or is it a testament to the power of human ingenuity and the pursuit of the perfect schmear?
Continue to Chapter 3: The Bagel as a Schmear Onto the Void
In a world where the bagel reigns supreme, we are forced to confront the abyss of its own making. Is it a reflection of our own existential despair, or is it a celebration of the human spirit's capacity for innovation and creativity?