Welcome to the depths of ontological ostalgia, where the very fabric of reality seems to unravel before our eyes. Like a bad 80s time capsule, our minds are stuck in the past, nostalgic for a future that never was. But fear not, dear reader, for we have found a way to relive the glory days of being lost in the haze of existence.
It's a debate that's been raging for centuries: is the present moment really as present as we think it is? Or is it just an illusion, a fleeting thought in the grand tapestry of time? Join us as we dive into the depths of ontological ostalgia and emerge with more questions than answers.
Ever wondered what the ontological ostalgia index is? Wonder no more! It's a measure of just how lost in the haze of existence we are. The higher the number, the more lost we are. And we're not just talking about you, pal.
"The past, much like the present, is merely a social construct." - René Descartes "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my ignorance." - A concerned philosopher
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