Warning: Do not attempt to repress the fundamental forces of reality. Our lab is equipped with the following safety precautions:
Avoidance of Quantum Fluctuations: Our lab is shielded from the dangers of quantum uncertainty. You won't be subjected to random wavefunction collapses that'll make you question the very fabric of existence.
Proximity to Certified Experts: Our team of experts has spent years studying the art of physics, but they're also really, really good at dodging flying debris.
Mandatory Hazardous Materials Training: We'll teach you how to properly handle our extensive collection of hazardous materials, including but not limited to: